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Ms_AKA5ha: @CMBlack86 wine bottles are apart if the bubble lol

parkersmuse: Just for the halibut! (Har har). Side note: more wine! (Oregon Seafood Dinner Thingy). http://t.co/JaEl3haMQF

ddashh_: I wish wine and spirits was open right now , I would of went and bought a bottle . @yelllaone

ThisGuy1112: It’s the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer #POW

_nikitaF: GYALLLL. Come lehh me wine inna yuh hole? ????????

DanicaWinters: Received my agents edits. Why do I feel like I need wine :)?

NeeciLeonine: RT @NatalieAbrams: Dear ABC, I would totally drink #Scandal wine if you guys made it available. Just sayin’

ClearlyKiely: Thank you sweet Jesus god for white wine

syrena_nicole: Wine time. ????????????

tonyameetswine: Dudes Love Wine and Transportation Wine Charms http://t.co/p8nmyohiaR #Etsy #Vacation

kaytburgy: Yuummmm flourless chocolate torte and white wine ???? #niceANDtight @tri_SLARA_tops

GVYJXSUS: @AdSum___ Baby you winter time cold. The night is still young, drink that dinner wine slow.

SupaBadNat: Mfs be gettn turned up drinking wine coolers

joycelinlai: Want some wine right now ????????

urhandreader: Absolutely brilliant Wine Box Earring Display by DoxyDame, via Flickr http://t.co/1QHvTwJHjW

Loyal_Kei: How a bottle of wine become the fountain of youth

dreamybobby: Well my feels…#Olitz <3 Fitz being GREAT..wine&oxygen have to be stocked for 3weeks time:(!#Scandal TOOK OVER MY LIFE&I REGRET NOTHING!

fiktshun: @parajunkee The table spread cracks me up. Wine, candles and bottle of Wishbone salad dressing. Now that’s classy. @arnoldjaime13

ShineEyeShay: Imma put on church clothes and go to Walmart and dutty wine by the dairy

KraZSexyKooL: RT @NatalieAbrams: Oh and ABC should make #Scandal wine glasses that say “It’s handled” #YoureWelcome

TheGolfChick: Wine o’clock on Winesday. Am I trying to tell me something?

Erika_Schoen: RT @SamMayville14: “@cassieegee_: Everyone’s getting pregnant & shit. I’m just over here asking for more wine. @singleprob” @Erika_Schoen #ourlife ????????????

Oliver_Mol: WINE GIRL & MAYBE BF EATING SUBWAY! PONY TAIL JUST PULLED SO HARD NEARLY SCALPED ME! HE’S YELLING “WTF THAT FUCKED!”HE PISSIN ON THE SUBWAY!

Nekorette: Treating myself to a pack of wine gums. Fuck yeah.

SherylLeigh820: 2 glasses of wine…..just what I needed!

sydniwilt: Ok we don’t know how to use the new electric wine opener yet https://t.co/IFT2NejDM1

Simplysleepygrl: @BravoAndy aw man. I most choked on my wine. You had me dying over here find out the price for the Shower VIP PACKAGE!!! I’ll pay for that!

PiggySmalls92: “Its like non-alcoholic wine!” “You mean grape juice?” Hahaha

Tstorbz: Perfect glass of wine after a long day of hard work

Kelsey_Schutt: RT @HoodRevenue: Its the fuckin Catalina wine mixer

kkkymberlee: RT @CarsonAndersenn: You be my glass of wine, ill be your shot of whiskey ????????

irsbygod: RT @Akgrips: @teracarissa women are like wine e more they mature sweeter they become!

_ReeseyMcKenzie: Man this wine got me feeling right but I’m going to bed..

blossomjojo: We’ve been together long enough! *pulls wine out of purse* Edwards Cinema #temptation @DustyGmoe

beccarter28: Chasing Champions at the Fueled by Fine Wine Half | OregonLive …: Local runner plans to start two minutes be… http://t.co/35H4e9GpqG

beccarter28: AMERICAN FINE WINE COMPETITION & GALA! Thursday, April 4 …: 600 Wines, 22 Award-Winning Wineries, 5 Worthy C… http://t.co/BVikhxD172

oplinei: Queer Eye For the Straight Guy – The Best of Ted s Food and Wine Movie Downloads

Queer Eye For the Straight G http://t.co/nSYWo1LP4A

DickEmDownDanny: ???????????? “@TweetinAssChris: @WillmaSupaStar u and KG going to wine tastings?”

TailElizabeth_: RT @_bnorthrup: Wine and chocolate…I feel like a 40 year old woman. ????????

MoreThanAWoman_: Americans TWERK…Jamaicans WINE ;)

ConolyJ: RT @Tiffnassty: I wanna go to the mountains, fish, go swimming, roast marshmallows , get drunk on wine and fuck in a Jacuzzi.

pandagiggle: I SURVEYED MY ENTIRE FAMILY AND NOT EVEN ONE OF THEM KNEW THAT BACCHUS WAS THE ROMAN GOD OF WINE. CULTURE IS DEAD. #Baconalia

TWCPWine: Home run for @mattholliday7 @cardinals we still have about 20 bottles left of his Napa Red wine – http://t.co/IBDct5HipI

bobkatt41: @SteveMartinToGo @reillywalker1 ????i would follow you anyplace. Esp the wine cellar????

allison_butterz: @tweetTEEEbird I’m already planning on bringing waterbottles of beer/wine/vodka and being that drunk obnoxious ECU fan on the sideline ;)

jacyOohlala: @Mari_la_Loca83 about the wine and emotions lol

sbhorner13: @emily_helm @justinbecerra1 @jordibaby_23 Well, all of you know I’m about that life. I’ve downed a bottle of wine tonight to prove it. ????

HoldMy_DICKK: Drinking vodka for wine .

CallMeMegzzz: My mom almost started crying cause I opened the wine correctly. #LikeMotherLikeDaughter ????

MiguelA2013: RT @nchole_: Let’s drink a glass of wine but have a mental break down over sex before marriage. One sin is just as bad as the other

ash_n_woods: @Philly0_o is that a real question? Wine obviously

_aliciaasherene: Girl who taught you to wine like that

Jen423: That second generously sized glass of wine was probably unnecessary.

cilla_babeey14: RT @Angee_DontStop: Eat her til she cry , call thaat wine & dine

_HeartBreaker94: Show me the go go wine gyal

KrissyNoelle: -8- wine and hush and bring it to meeee

andreamedders: Strawberry Wine????????????

cassieccutler: Wine and movie night! Yay! My favorite :)

benwoody72: Writing about interstate wine shipments through the internet is as fun as talking about wine w/ someone who cares about it more than you do.

Ed_StayClean: RT @LILMAKENZIESMOM: Skip the wine and the candlelight,
no Cristal tonight
If its alright with you,
we fuckin THATS COOL

JoeyFingers90: one glass of wine, two bottles of water, cardinals.#STLCards

Endi515: Late night wine. > http://t.co/P27R6gU30M

CoolStoryKelsey: I drink Malibu like water. Not in shots or as a mixed drink. But in a wine glass in little sips. #ohwell

theinventher: RT @elle_minor: there’s always time for wine. always. RT @Breezy_Brie213: Oh poo I should have brought wine.

Blogging2Profit: RT @cheeksnpeeps: SONG: Audio Push – Red Wine Remedies http://t.co/fKMahbp8Ne

Alice_Balbinot: You light up another cigarette, and I pour the wine. It’s four o’clock in the morning, and it’s starting to get light. 

1Nigga40Bitches: losing my mind. wasting my time. fucking these hoes. sipping this wine.

katelaine9109: @HilaryDuff looks tasty! #wine

thechrisparkerr: RT @kennonmckinney: Being a good student. #AprilFools I’m drunk. #AprilFools I’m not. Jesus drank wine.

Sweet_UpAndDown: Ya know, I wine ’em and dine ’em but I don’t let them tell me what to do. I DON’T… LET THEM TELL ME… WHAT TO DO. ~~ @KoolStevieRands

ArtisanBot: RT @kaosonia Led Lighted Wine Bottle by kathleensonia http://t.co/pAb92CzUB6 via @Etsy #handmadebot #craftedtr… http://t.co/KURiCbmcGr

Thompskr: RT @e_vander_linde: @luladesnooza healthy weekend in Detroit? Plus wine?

samangell: RT @mirandashank: The Jonas brothers have aged like a fine wine

awholelotofcox: All wine no dine

MabyRuthPV: I haven’t really been in to my wine lately or drinking

AgadaVictor1: Ecclesiastes 9:7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.

Alex_foxxxxy: Smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Francis_BTR14: RT @jillianharris: Easter Monday on the dock #wine #fire #love http://t.co/uYS9vycOXM

idrinkyourbooze: Fat Duck sommelier wins Young Sommelier of the Year http://t.co/sN0shf4LFW

vinjohnragan: .@drvino love the idea, lets keep it going- 365 on NY power list- @Levi_opens_wine’s cleaning lady. Can’t wait for tomorrow! #aprilfools

SammyAriola: Tomorrow is one of those “bring wine in a coffee cup to school” kind of days.

MalloryDanley: I have an unhealthy obsession with bubble baths and wine. ????????

phone_home: @mattcook84 hey what was that wine bar you went to recently?

JamieTheRabbit: Red Wine Sundays.

TheyyLoveLEX: RT @sallayyyy_: gal wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine non stop , tick like a clock

theliquorstore_: “@uhhh_baby: straight chilling http://t.co/dXhSMhaYjF” a wine cooler ????

chuckeducky: Bring me a bottle of wine so I know it’s real.

georgia_ks: RT @NoShameInShain: Wine wasted is the way to go

ldelostrino: @KidCrink nope just vine like that rhymes with wine yep vine

LukeBryan24_7: RT @ly_rics: Cause I heard Jesus, He drank wine. And I bet we’d get along just fine #MirandaLambert

presleytipton: @BishopGarret buy me a ticket and I’ll pay ya back and I seriously hate you for getting me all excited about wine

nyk_villemob: #NP Aidonia – Wine and Bubble

katiewellin: @Garrett_Alt17 grape juice or wine with the bun gets you halfway there!

RCIisLeaking: I Like to Rock ~ April Wine
http://t.co/Q96nEa4kMa

NoContextGames: “He’s pretending to drink.” “What, is there a giant wine stain on his back where he’s pouring everything?”

CallumMcGill1: “@UPON_MY_CHEST: Drinking wine out te bottle and its like vinegar. No bifters left” hahahaha u must be fucked

Jus_lax: Me: “What should I eat?”
Alex: “Bread and wine because that’s what Jesus would eat” @McAvoyAlex

MoataTamaira: Dog found. Thank Christ for that. In related news, this wine is quite soothing.

wind_mage_: @MCPrincessZelda @MCHeroLink *he waves his hand, the wine turning to juice for /her/. he offers her a glass* well?

SteffiMac1: I’ll be your glass of wine, you be my shot of whiskey #countrymusic