Category: Twitter

Kiss_MySkin: RT @ReaITalks: Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It’s water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!

Priscilla_xoxo3: RT @Allyymelo: #OnValentinesillBe on a date with some wine & some chocolates <3

vinotasting: Tasting some wines from #Roussillon tomorrow!
#wine #languedoc
@RandallGrahm @yobetts @WineForThought @RoussillonHH @LaRegionLR @alawine

Redheaded_Gal: I love showing up to tutor and bein handed a glass of wine right when I sit down????????

Lets_Go_Cougs: Mother’s birthday dinner. #steak and #wine. I can’t ever get enough of either!

DianeScuderi: RT @EverydayHealth: Drink red wine and stop the growth of fat cells? http://t.co/nodRQ1xU

hollowearths: Vermouth: “a magical potion that starts out as wine and then it gets resurrected as an erotic aperitif” http://t.co/6Qsx8yeM

JeraeK: Does Cold Stabilazation decrease #tartrates? Not complaining, I quite like them. Just curious. #wine… http://t.co/Fs8kDzJG

YorubaBeautie: Lol apparently my meds will cause depression nd shit…pls, red wine for this

Flambos1: Valentines Day Special- Set Dinner Menu 3 Course meal with a glass of wine each @ Rs.500 per head. http://t.co/mxuvehkI

unexpectedbass: Seconded. RT @PatrickTruby: I would like all of the barley wine please and thank you.

EvieK2012: RT @xsdox: RT @AllThingsWine: “Wine is sunlight held together by water” – Galileo #winequotes

rachelkeane14: @spiz95 ill bring the wine ????????????????

GuruHabibi: Just caught myself drinking red wine and listening to Sade. A day before Valentines Day. It must be a gender crisis.

BW_11: My gma just ask me do i drink wine lol.all i could do was laugh.

KenaHZ: @Denise_Hayden my sweet friend, you are too kind! ;) I always look better with a little red wine in my hand ;) xo

allisonjenae10: I need a valentine tomorrow.. Someone willing to help me study for my practical and slowly get drunk off wine. #romantic ????

SudhiFadle: RT @NingsangJamir: I wanted beer,but Wine is fine this HappyValentinesDay#Vdayrulebook http://t.co/EaLPOtpj@Wildstoneonline http://t.co/7jtR3vh2

VinylSale: Vinyl Record Album UB40 – Labour of Love LP 1983 Reggae Ska Pop Red Red Wine by JustCoolRecords: $12.00 U… http://t.co/akM8BY0R #vinyl

JEGiles10: Done working out! It’s Olive Garden salad and wine time!

doc_girl: RT @cheshirecatpub: Valentine’s Day Food & Wine Pairing at Alice’s Village Cafe 7-10 thurs and friday hosted by myself and some of your favourite Cat staff. luv

Obi_Wine_Kenobi: RT @BryanAGarner: “Different views than the person beside us.” Come on: “different from” is easy to say.

BurkeRaider: “@Caroline_Tatum1: dad:”we went to a wine tasting. and it went verryyy welll”” they getcha eveerrrryyytimeee

HSLTNHLPZM: RT @UnIuckyBrian: Buys temperpedic bed. Spills wine.

MayaaNair: Ouuuuu. I see red wine too. Oh yum yum. My favourite.

nicooolenowak: RT @BabsEvansMTV: GAHD I WAS JUST HAVIN A TEAHIBLE NIGHTMAHE! I WOKE UP ONLY TA FIND OUT THEY WEAH GUHNA STAHP MAKIN WINE!!

_salamatbatmann: RT @PerrieFacts: Apparently Zayn hired a private chef to cook a fancy meal for him and Perrie, plus fine wine and champagne for Valentine’s Day!

SugarrCoated: Wine for me in a slow motion

SamSueD18: @AidenAshmore Well jut so you know I’m a wine addict lol And you follow me ????????

emilee_paigeB: ~ anything less and thats what gets me it’s like having wine after whiskey..

TAETEZZY: Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

torrirayne: Baby why don’t you just grab a couple glasses and a bottle of wine ????

abbeyrossman23: @GabbyStein8 she probably is throwing her empty wine bottles at the tv…or using the ammo she has stocked up on.

BigPoppaMatthew: No song unsung, no wine untasted.

munnsyy: @iam_ian_ Honestly I would love that. We could drink wine we bought alone and laugh and eat romantic dinners we made for ourselves. #perfect

thereggiewarren: red wine didnt go over so well.That suit bastard asked me how Cindy was doing and I felt disrespected.Hes now wearing his own blood on shirt

celinatee1212: RT @BabsEvansMTV: GAHD I WAS JUST HAVIN A TEAHIBLE NIGHTMAHE! I WOKE UP ONLY TA FIND OUT THEY WEAH GUHNA STAHP MAKIN WINE!!

MeganWoldPhoto: Love the fact that hubby wanted to try wine and we’ve now polished off one of the big bottles of barefoot… http://t.co/ZXIJ4z7N

holly_michelle4: RT @BabsEvansMTV: GAHD I WAS JUST HAVIN A TEAHIBLE NIGHTMAHE! I WOKE UP ONLY TA FIND OUT THEY WEAH GUHNA STAHP MAKIN WINE!!

THAT_shitBREH: My luck right now <<< if I were to buy a temper-pedic bed I would spill the wine. Lol

vinoVanessa: Ever since freshman year I just can’t get myself to enjoy white wine #TooMuchBottleChugging Just thinking about it makes me queasy…

daidaglamazon: I spoil him too…Fresh Homemade Chocolate Strawberries and Wine.. trillthepoet @TrillWill30 http://t.co/mbnd4UZ4

WineHotelsColl: Wine Hotels Collection News is out! http://t.co/GgyH5eKp

tquel90: @Wine_fINE103 i know that’s right

Sharlaharris12: Strawberry wine. 17 hot July moon.

mgarcia: coffee, oatmeal, blog, class, coffee, grilled cheese, read, latte, lemon bar, discussion questions, falafel, wine, wine, read…

Jiayunhearts: Youngjae drinking the wine is so cool I cannot even #BAPOneShot

iamcatnguyen: Oh wine not… Prepping dinner. Enjoying a nice merlot. http://t.co/d8mxKIRj

purplelykthat: Youngjae drinking wine, yongguk & daehyun dancing with girls….and zelo…he’s eating grapes. rofl love it already

wtfrankieee: First off let me say I’m drunk off of shitty wine.

taniaw_xo: @kstraddzz come over for wine!!!!! Now or whenever u want :)

AshlynRenaeRios: I want some wine for Thursday. Buy me a bottle and ill forever love you. ???? I’m really gonna need it.

dllozinski: @x_amyo Don’t forget the glass of wine!

Nando_Penafiel: Such a relaxing night! Listening to some City and Colour, Iron and Wine, and Of Monsters and Men while Animating and drinking some lemonade!

choi_bunhong7: RT @salamiiiBaby: ZELO IS EATING GRAPES BECAUSE HE CAN’T DRINK WINE YET

PalmettoSCMiss: #StuffWhitePeopleLike drinking wine.

derkrocks: @Qui22Rodgers Relaxing after a 5.5 mile fun with a glass of red wine. whats up with you quizz?

EricaLovettx3: Wine slow for me ????

Laceywahlert: RT @jojo_that1girl: strawberry wine kind of night @Laceywahlert

CecilyShea: I jus wanna have wine tonight!!! ????

giiina_G: Procrastinated all day about this 7 page paper, watched the walking dead marathon instead, a glass of wine MIGHT get me in the mood????????????

BumbleBee0525: red wine , chocolate ; baby you can be my valentine ????

_LoveJasminex3: RT @LoveDrunkie: His dreads were OD!!! Like if he was to dutty wine, he’d dead ass smack everyone within a 10 feet radius of him.

WinningEmily: RT @CleverGirlsColl: Enter @MenageaTrois Wine contests, submit reviews, get points! Details http://t.co/KX3JcTVC #MenageWineGrammys

haasboss: My valentines day is goin to consist of Skyfall &my two favorite men, ben&jerrys. &of course my main BFFs, wine &maryjane.

Photogenic_626: I tried to dutty wine and threw my back out…ouch!!

phelannicole: Some wine sounds amazing right now #gimme

CarlyDellis: RT @ally_wilcox: “It’s only February!How are you gonna fit all your memories into this wine bottle?”
“yeah…i might need a keg.” @heyitsliana

DJTilkens: My dad met some guy working in a wine shop in Ft. Myers, FL who graduated from Bedford in 07′ #smallworld

Kristi_Zimbers: RT @Glitzy_Blonde: Oh Leo. You age like a fine wine ???? http://t.co/ukDS4r1l

LOVEisDRIZZY: Always whailin. She said she wine’n http://t.co/Bi3Zdl0E

TexasElitist: “@lisamariejm: Just choked on my wine #oops”

Aka bad at blowjobs

TheRealTallone: RT @TiTi_2timez: Rihanna should just bust out with the Dutty wine.. Too it off.

xpertgreg: @heatherhstanley #walkingdead is over #imsleepy #enjoy your #wine #goodnight !!!

leqtepie: RT @kikibrown92Q: Rockin this tribute to Bob Marley!!! @BrunoMars @TheGRAMMYs amazing!!! / Rih wanted to dutty wine dance so bad! Lol

_yGII: RT @notoriousnik_: men are like wine, they get better with age ????

mustiesto: “Everything about Florence seems to be colored with a mild violet, like diluted wine.”
-Henry James

OhSerenityJones: Now I’m in a soca mood. I want to wine and jump!!!!!

lauratunong: En ese tributo a Bob Marley quedo faltando lalalong, three little birds, one love, red red wine…….. Etc …..

draegonknight: the world looks much better after about 5 glasses of good spanish wine. #expensivedrunk

KayceeMarie_: Hotel Transylvania and the rest of my wine. It’s gonna be a good night.

KelseyHogan712: I think the only fluids I have consumed in two days has been wine and I’m more than okay with that. #nemo

ashlyncharless: RT @JennWeigel__: House to my self tonight!!! Time to bust out the wine and play some mario kart!!

Carliann77: RT @jaylouf: All snuggled up with a glass of wine watchin netflix #lazynight

Happily_Joe: “@TiffanyOSY: @Happily_Joe Ikr,too strong for me,beer and wine taste better XO”

evonneemmydean: When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a Bud.

WritersBlocPod: RT @JRHavlan: what wine goes best with yellow snow?

gary_martinezz: RT @jeantothebean: Wine will be the death of me.

mgonzalesss: RT @PaigeWooWhoo: “@TheReal_LaneC: Wine coolers got more alcohol content than shots and beers, if youre interested in getting drunk.”RTRTRT

XBoxMum: @kristige @duvalmagic We watched that one on our Family Movie Night and really enjoyed it!! Have fun! Soft blankie, fireplace, glass of wine

CatMillen: Sushi date night! #sashimime #sushi #bestboyfriend #wine #happinessis http://t.co/29Wf3ibd

cncrenshaw: RT @KerriKenney: Going for a romantic dinner with my hubby tonight.aka putting on spanx to drink overpriced wine while discussing our son’s bathroom habits.

jamiemarchelle: My parents are at dinner drinking “vintage” wine from the year I was born…I’m officially vintage.
#1996

alaynarenay: I just drank my first glass of wine and I must say it was pretty damn good ????

y0Ucan__STEPhh: It’s been way to long, reunited with my my one and only – black berry wine ????

goldteef: Drinking wine out of a mug like it’s gonna cure my cold.

alishakathryn: Pizza, wine and a romcom with muh man.

Elyalreadyknows: RT @chris_illest: You can never go wrong with a glass of wine

meganrebecca593: RT @jessicabrooks94: The smell of wine and cheap perfumeeee

Red_Sekhmet: Let me stroke your attitude into submission~ lick your control until it’s mine~ I’ll be your domination~ your blood my red wine