Category: Twitter

SerafinoVino: RT @winsordobbin: Serafino 2009 Sharktooth Shiraz is a McLaren Vale red #wine of great depth and intensity. $70 and great with fillet steak.

DrunkJesusRules: All im saying is if Jesus could indeed turn water into wine…he was drunk as fuck talking up a storm @believeniggabelieve

RichardZarkin: @sylvieinmexico Do not miss “Mercado de San Miguel” for “tapas” and wine – Enjoy !

lestradss: @msbennets SEDUCTIVELY POURS A BATH OF RED WINE – SITS IN THE TUB AND SOAKS ALL THE WINE INTO MY BREAD. EATS LEG AND GROANS IN PAIN/LUST

TheSureThing3: @robdelaney he ages like a fine wine…after 30 you aged like skim milk. Gross #calcium

VanUrbanWinery: Happy Monday folks! http://t.co/jnvzsNqu Wine is ALWAYS the answer ;) #VancouverMonday #WeLoveWine

ADragonsSuicide: RT @lanadelfabulous: your lips are like wine and i want to get drunk

kbrants: RT @hairbybec: A grocery excursion is needed at our household. Although, we have five bottles of wine and every possible version of rice so… not so bad.

tessah_rae: le infamous sippy cup. #wine http://t.co/JB9lFKEX

OnyxOny: @ABMoore82 Wine and sex when I have a cold! Oh, and vodka! @BombeRouge

maddyjorich: @Mia_Studenroth his like butterscotch wine. I’m surprised he hasn’t made river water wine yet.

CoulterhagenA: RT @kramergirl: A great red blend “@kristilauren5: @kramergirl what is a your favorite kind of wine? #whiskey”

NELT89Proof: RT @NickMcNevich: I’ll be the red wine

as long as you are my glass.

Let me flow into you.

AnaSteele_CG: @C_GreyJ *sit down, smiling* I’d love some wine sweetie, thank you! You’re always busy Mr. Grey *winks*

SHEEERlovely: Lmaaaaoooo joke ??? RT @thiskisssss: “@SHEEERlovely: She don’t wanna wine nooo cus her mans too close by” lmfaoooooooooooo dead.

al_vito10: Baby you wintuh time cold…the night is still young, drink that dinnuh wine slow…im tryna make the goosebumps on ya inner thighs show..

paperr_michee: I’m drinking this whole bottle of wine. And baking cookies. Lol

caitlynpynes: Does drinking wine alone while watching an all night GG Netflix marathon make me pathetic?

flyoutsouth: wine and hot tubs >

jesskamienski: Mom: aunt alison called Me: is she still in a pissy mood Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *pours tall glass of wine*

drunkpunch_jt: That’s what happens when you mix wine with Mel Gibson. #GoldenGlobes

HannahFayee: I love wine. ????

carrielpage: @emily_ann234 yes mam I like mixed drinks and wine #yum

ShesSO_DRAMATIC: She fake! She didn’t snswer RT @chic_shay: Me and lessa going thru 3 bottle of wine. ????????????

MsDesi_Baby: @XoLaurenAnn stop it!! youre gorgeous and young and the world is your playground baby, if u want to i got some wine and an ear to listen :/

TaylaStJames: RT @katemoennig: And I think she needs to lay off the wine now

MickeyDea_s: RT @FreshAssCarlton: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Me: “It’s water” Cop: “Sir, this is wine” Me: “What? Jesus! He did it again!”

beverlyyyy_: RT @WilddBrunette: No girl will ever get enough of; food, love, PLL, glitter, yoga pants, leggings, wine, family and friends. ????????

bluedaisy16: I don’t get it. But, I’ve also had a lot of wine. But, I’m thinking so has Jodie Foster. #confused #butalsodontreallycare #goldenglobes

lachatc: I shouldn’t tweet when I’ve had wine. Censor censor censor.

KCMJournalist: I’m doing the #OliviaPope thing and popped popcorn and opened a red wine for dinner. So, why in the hell do I smell bacon? #MissingBrant

WarrenBoizot: RT @prodigalsam: I bet nothing is more terrifying than seeing Claire Danes after a bottle of wine. #GoldenGlobes

xox_jadenfulsom: RT @WilddBrunette: No girl will ever get enough of; food, love, PLL, glitter, yoga pants, leggings, wine, family and friends. ????????

littlethingsvin: RT @EverydayHealth: Drink red wine and stop the growth of fat cells? http://t.co/nodRQ1xU

chazzmanian44: Wine and dine

colordemiboxer: RT @katemoennig: And I think she needs to lay off the wine now

TODOSSOMOSPUTOS: @Rosie Wine coolers or Bud Light?

Im_twiKen: She gne wine up on ha bak she Betta nt even blush

gushigo: RT @katemoennig: And I think she needs to lay off the wine now

BarefootEssence: @MathieuLLF wow! Love the Niagara region, will be a bit of a culture shock moving from TO! There is def. lots of wine out there though! :)

MegNapier: At the best wine bar!! @12secondstreet

x_amyb: Glass of wine mmm

SamShiiields: I’m drinking wine and watching my God son ferociously jump up and down in his swing. Life is good.

Shaquiramillz: My girls trippen; I think I need to take the wine bottle from my mom !

bethwineroad: RT @AuthWineCountry Our latest blog is live! Russian River Valley Region http://t.co/wvVzhebY #wine #california #travel

MarshaPeplinsk6: Let’s Play Hoops or Roundball Set of 6 Wine Glass Charms from That Wine is Mine – 1441P: Set of 6 Hand Painted P… http://t.co/ExIZqDVA

stephduran: Call it wine and dine

brittany_zerr: RT @naturalgeorge: I ain’t here for a long time. I’m here for a good time. So bring on the sunshine to hell with the red wine pour me some moonshine.

DubbBADD: I need some wine to calm me damn nerves. Shoot.

sincerelynayla_: RT @HisMonroe__: How’d pile of Kush become the mountain of truth? How’d a bottle of wine become the fountain of youth?

LeSaffre_Wine: @RoeMaggiore Fine wine good for the soul and your health too!
#wine is good

infusinoarmando: One man. One bottle of wine. #Italy http://t.co/0yhe28qO

PearlsAndGlitz: As if my 4 margaritas at Chilis wasn’t enough….now it’s wine out of a coffee cup. ?

#whateverworks

carissaluther: Eat her till she cry
Call that wine and dine

Shelli_Hartness: RT @naturalgeorge: I ain’t here for a long time. I’m here for a good time. So bring on the sunshine to hell with the red wine pour me some moonshine.

amtipton: If you can drink the whole bottle of wine before you’re done buying your groceries it’s free is a coupon I just made up.

Itismejoey: @girlfrmmars How’s the wine?

emmaschmitke: Wine & Miss America tonight #best

jparrrr: Why u driving so slow! Im on a mission to open this bottle of wine!

bkomichak: RT @WomensHumor: I recommend a full bottle of wine before a first date.

miyoko6: There was more wine left than I thought. I’m gonna need more food. Maybe cereal. #classylady

syrfiredancer: So I was totally fine with drinking wine in my pj’s alone, but then I made plans, and now they fell thru. My make up looks to good for that

pghhdh: @jeffdunham & @fluffyguy repeats & wine. It’s a gooood night ????

_BoughtonBaby: @quandaa2u lol we having ciroc fuck wine

lala922_: “@joshharlow13: @lala922_ get your ass up and go to the district” excuse me. I have wine, popcorn, and Robert Downey Jr. I’m good. :)

Bailtown: Wine is not a burger.

EMSEA22: Leave it to my mom to drink beer out of a wine glass. #youokay #interesting

Pantyhose_Luvr: RT @rivercityfs: “@RateMyMILF: RT if you love a fine wine! #RateMyMILF http://t.co/9GLEJOsZ” Brandi love? Awesome!!

SarahJSellers: Yes!! This is on the menu!! @maxsdallas @ Max’s Wine Dive http://t.co/xKpAcm9h

LuckilyLynn: RT @Elise_Navidad13: A red wine mustache is the new milk mustache #passiton

brittkneecastle: Drinking wine out of my Tervis because I’m just so classy ????????? http://t.co/8LV3Ftrn

SaxonAction: Going away wine drinking party for a friend. Ill miss you @Flynnanagins!!!

antoinebc: I love music. piano and music! umm… wait! wine, piano and music. yes!

PharrynDonae: @lmmcclus your wine rack should never be empty. That is the first survival rule for single girls!

roobycole: Enough class for wine, still handle patron

AA_zay: No matter what I’m drinking wine and smoking weed .. ima feel good tonight mufucka

Anali_SSiDD: Good man @rmilligan006 , getting me wine w a screw on cap.

L_Mo34: Painting my toes and drinking wine is how I’ll be spending my Friday night ???? ain’t even mad bout it

ColbyTrotter: Watching the bulls stomp the Knicks while drinking a glass of wine. What a great night :)

missmaelstrom: @Jazzmen_T I’m drinking white wine and listening to les mis… just as bad.

LeanneYoudell: @SorchaLavery_xx haha “one glass of wine” who am I kidding????

Kai80: RT @GQMagazine: There is an old Mexican saying: for everything bad, mezcal, and for everything good as well. http://t.co/1hJIu3qu

elcolibrihotel: Cyclists can enjoy many scenic roads out here in wine country! http://t.co/nSB2mzTt

StephaniePhil15: “@totalsratmove: Saving a special bottle of wine for Valentine’s day…cuz you & your best friend are going to need it. #TSM”@KeatonCordray

bearloga: I had plum wine for the first time tonight. Surprised by how strong it was.

gionnatarantola: This wine is really kicking in… ????

DaveTweetsStuff: Took a walk in the rain with the dog and am settling down with a glass of wine. If I wasn’t watching #ItsAlwaysSunny I’d be 40 years old…

katieskene: @blairsheadband my god, I loveeeeee “good me”. I always have a perky ass, great hair and long eyelashes. And a glass of wine.

Lil_CamJ: “@wine_FINEladyy: i need some sleeping medicine .”

jazyrosalinda: Barely recovered from last night???? haha but dinner, cupcakes, wine & Bridemaids with BDS was still a success?????#icanthangthough #lightweight

SarahsADrunk: Sometimes I just wanna whine.

And also, wine.

????????

CocoLydz: RT @T_Nairaa: What we finna do for valentines though, need me a hot ting, I’ll wine and dine the fuck outta her « I exist uno lool

itzPARADiSEma: RT @GhettoChiIdren: Cop: Sir, what’s in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Sir, that’s wine… Me: Jesus did it again!!

babysonya: Wine + hot bath = good night sleep????

Specialistjj: All d gyal dem with d baddest wine step fwd

Va_illy: I’m about to fuck this bottle of wine up lol

NicholeHailey: RT @toodrunktocare3: there ain’t no way she opened that wine bottle with her teeth….

ItsAllisonYay: Slowly getting wine drunk

Sheribaby1102: No more beer. Wine time

LookaTrouble: Attitude and a big bag ah wine! All de hot girls come form a line!