Category: Twitter

jantzen_knight: RT @Jfreeflyer25: You girl are fine as wine

GnarleeMar: I love being able to come home pour me a glass of wine and have as much as I want without anyone telling me no. #AdulthoodForTheWin

CarolineRoseDev: Memory 21: @500DaysOfTalia BROUGHT THE WINE GLASS ON FOR BOWS DEAD

JediMouseketeer: “@Athenna30Toto: @JediMouseketeer @WaltDisneyWorld Al I think you mean Jiko? Sanaa has a great bar but not a wine room” – you’re right.

DiannePela: G’nite everyone! It was a great day in Niles, Ohio and a great night at a great Italian restaurant sharing good food, good wine with my guy.

suzeeq71: So tired and drank so much wine. Now im home and can’t figure out what to pack for Philly this weekend. Meh….

vinotravelr: Carbonara and the Search for the Perfect Wine http://t.co/CjFd5z4fbG

angrylilbitch: LOVE THE WINE YOU’RE WITH….

taylorblevins: “I was President of like every club in high school and now I’m just like whatever I like wine.” – @AFord1358

Brad_Binko: Opened a 2007 Corte Pavone brunello di montalcino ws top 100 great bottle cant wait to try again in 2016 #wine #goodjuice

Gaffunken: 12 days in Germany & France. Diet almost exclusively of breads, cheese, sausage, beer, wine, & pastries. Lost 5lbs. Sidewalks matter.

billyvaughn: Arugula & endive salad, popcorn jumbo shrimp, duck fat fries with foreign beer (me) and red wine ( Chris). Heavenly.… http://t.co/3Yu8ATpZki

gtsouthernwine: RT @ferngrovewines: Our 2010 Ferngrove Symbols Cabernet Merlot is in @gtWINEmag Best Buy Wine: $15 & under. Thanks @HuonHooke

whosurmumma: we drink wine with diamonds in the glass

Goofpoops: RT @jenniferlush: drinking Costco wine and buying literally everything I see on the shopping channel because this is my life now.

GorgeJesBee86: That salad n that bacon at texas de brazil my mom call me high maintenance cuz i get expensive drink wine Shirley temple n. other shit

TheGolightly: I would like to publicly praise @AlexMorse for having a REAL #wine bottle opener. Don’t wanna jinx it, but probably won’t break. Sturdy!

halfblindbandit: @kaitlynmbacon This is you: @TFLN: (307): I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.

WinslowDrew: “@Things4WhitePpl: Box Wine” @wussboy

LaNichol_Young: Me to my Mom everyday: In Europe they let teenagers drink wine with their dinner.
Never works

kumquat8: @msfrugalmommy is hosting a #giveaway for an eco-friendly wine rack from @ThinkEco2!!! http://t.co/zMEIYqrSgV

PaytonBeTheBomb: “@asiagotDAjuice: “@PaytonBeTheBomb: Amy Wodehouse.. rest in peace girl!” Wine*” lick my clit

katecrothers: RT @TheMarcSmith: Event Alert. Sit, I mean Stay, oh hell let’s SIP! June 13th join @TDMulligan http://t.co/nMatkH9gbr all for @PADSDogs cc @goodlifevan

_Pretty_Nanny: And that damn Nelly know he fine ass wine… #hecangetit

Jen_VT: I’m so ma at myself. I spilt wine on my keyboar.. an guess which of the keys oesn’t work…

KBoleyn: RT @eatsleepandbake: Wine is the best incentive.

DrdaveAnddee: Drs. Dave & Dee: Wine Glass Charms Mark Guest’s Drinks http://t.co/NddItqtVIG #wine #dining #food

reidronald21: RT @awakeningaimee: What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes. Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Ryan_Stu23: RT @chantellemac_11: Mission accomplished. #wine #yyc #loveit @leahchristinaa @jeffy112 @ryan_stu23 http://t.co/88dqxNy9Mw

Holleigh_Drew: Okay justin unload the dishwasher I’m drinking milk out of a wine class.

astoldbykelso: Did Robert Pattinson just come on my Iron and Wine station? #WhatIsLife

Joe_Cardigan: RT @GirlAreYou: Girl are you a fine wine?

Because I want to keep you for years in my basement.

actulyamautam: I sure do love wine.

ReverendJack13: “Who needs friends when you have wine?
So, let’s just dine tonight
We’ll forget who we are
Because in this life, life is too hard.”
<3

ahelley: Celebrating tonight. Apple Wine and leftover Papa Murphys cheese bread. #classy

CaroAlcon: #goodcompany #friends #prewedding #nunu #lulu #embajador #wine #relax ???? http://t.co/9PtyGZ9dLW

toilet_wine: I cant wait till i change my hair omggg

wine_gardner32: RT @sour_daniels: I just want food…….

shelley_wine: RT @Cheryl_Arkison: @shelley_wine Make sure you go to Gort’s Gouda! Insanely delicious.

_lindseyc: My Heart is drenched in wine
But you’ll be on my mind forever

KristinaMunoz20: “@Danielle_eeee: I just wanna sit on my couch, drink wine and watch porn.” ???? Danielle!

whitwalsh: Celebrating @alexandra_ande birthday with 7 bottles of wine and @schindlerk #sex #porn #mistakes

kyleebria: “@K_E_S_S_A: oh and our ratchet cake and wine party http://t.co/zY4MDhFGaO” my birfdayyyy! :D

MRH_11: RT @liamyahmailman: @MRH_11 yea me n my boys fuelin up on cocaine n cheap wine then the cops came n ruined my vibe absolute buzzkill #pyche #iwish

WildWestDelz: drink the damn wine! Lmao.

charmcitydesign: Personalized Green Bay Packers Themed Wine Glass by (null) (null) via @Etsy

zachvat: RT @ericaswallow: “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi

DJStackzTO: Baby mi love when you wine up so

sgipel: RT @luv_wine: Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares – Ralph Waldo Emerson

elliesings1: Poison and wine

_MisterHappy_: @AmpAirwaves @jon123spurs LOL good 1. Pop’s into free coffee like he’s into bode wine. #Spurs

Im_YMAffiliated: RT @OhhmyGAWD_: Toaster strudal.. wine glasses and sparkling cider = Lewis

Kinggrant_20: @_Limi7edEDITION off wine coolers ????

TiaraBragg: RT @MaciBookoutMTV: i wanna go wine tasting.. ?????????

charmcitydesign: Personalized wine glasses 20 oz wedding bridal party birthday gift special event by ahindle78 http://t.co/YmUS1DOqD6 via @Etsy

jennfinity: So I sought to stimulate myself with wine in the hope of finding out what was good for men to do under heaven throughout the brief shame…

TruetGibson: RT @_SmartCookee: All I need in this life of mine, is me and a glass of wine. ????

iSucheta: Me: I don’t like wine. It gives me a headache everytime I have it.
Dad: That happens when you have too much.

#Ouch #PaterAlwaysKnows

FatCatLadyy: Love wine.

a_higgs21: Drinking white wine and watching the food network with @shmeccala #postgrad

miracahyaa: RT @ELF_thoughts: 7 years of food tweets, sleepy airport photos, lower average age, wine, Starcraft, butt exercises, denial of evil, and love #7yearsWithKyu

jaydp0813: Now that I’ve watched one of the most depressing movies ever. I’ll think I’ll drink some wine and paint some more. @TribecaFilm #detachment

_TheTrillmatic: @ceejaydelasoul I’m high and I’m bi, wait I mean I’m straight
I’mma give you this wine, the runner just brought the grapes.

Lo_Do89: Next week I have a hair date with Stephani. Food,wine and doing each others hair. Our type of day :)

Saudah_07: *Buss a wine*

FamedBeauty: Wine, Coldplay, and nothing but time ;)

emjneves: RT @TylerHarlton: The scoop on the winery from Calgary Herald wine writer @DOleksyn http://t.co/Bu044x0PXY

PaigeEure: Drinking my wine and going to BED

JanPerri: @kavaninho throw wine on uh

_Beauti_Kills_: Strawberries with Wine ?

nicoleislife: “@_BadSloth_: I like my victims how I like my wine.

Locked in the basement for a couple years.”

whiteykt: @Lobotomy_Hero my dog drank my moms wine once when it was on the table and she got drunk and humped my moms leg for more. It was funny. Hah.

MishaPierre: Drinks and friends. What else can I ask for? #Friends #goodtimes #wine #festival #Maryland #love http://t.co/cdSQQhV2HD

evansantos4: Am I the only 21 year old wine connoisseur?

everyth1ngshiny: Hello #wine I’ve missed you

bd_TooFancy: My dumb ass, messed up my wine by putting ice in it!!

chellyramirez13: My parents let me drink wine with them.
#yeahbuddy

EdgyLassie: Wine night! Opening some special bottles from the winery I worked at in Australia (1st job in the… http://t.co/8UQbcYXqe5

OneOnlySean: @BabyCakes_Ellie on those occasions brunch prevails over jaded dinners w/wine

Snob_Wife: Went to work, visited Maine, took a long nap, went grocery shoping, cooked dinner and now sip’n wine..

BarneyJonathan: @caseofbeers and I at Capri Blu gettin’ photo bombed! #wine #dinner #food #singing #photobomb #vegan… http://t.co/YcufIgc756

Tess_KC: Mmmmm wine.

cuntracepti0n: And you know the wine bars actually pretty decent when they play Kings Of Leon and Mumford & Sons.

Chaosticsoda: @shyiris3 n1 1 can left then bed , wifes got some wine hid I will never find it , not gonna try,

MichiganKelly: RT @Psych2morrowmag: Psychology Tomorrow #NYC Mixer Thursday! Free admission, wine and portraits by @BillHayward! Invite friends! | http://t.co/OvxxamwAiP

mamasnark: Had a great time tonight… friends, food, wine, beer, perfect weather, & lots of adorable little kids. What could be better? ????

victorcorniel: the night begins alone @t home, with a full bottle of wine for my own

DatniggaShOrty: I might do patron RT “@_MookThePerv: I went for the wine RT @DatniggaShOrty: To drink light or dark is my biggest concern tonight”

William_Wine: I will be a father soon. Words can not explain how I feel.

kissfanatic69: Mi familia, American Me, Goodfellas, Blood In Blood Out, Colors, La Mission, & some wine coolers. Yes. T’went well.

jndaly: A day at @limerockpark and dinner with great friends and good wine. Cant get much better.

haleykindom: After all my stress today my brother has the nerve to call saying his lives in danger&then proceeds to say he needs help uncorking wine #Wow

JaisonSwift: RT @YurBoyMarcus: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you?
Me: “Water.”
Cop: “Sir, this is wine.”
Me: “What? That Jesus! He did it again!”

faintattack: Wine headaches ugh

ClassyinCT: I’m attending a family event tomorrow. That means I’ll either be found by the wine table or wherever the dog is.

JCornett12: “It’s the fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer…”

sinsantiago: Watching Brides Maids with my Homey sipping wine!!!!!

Mur_Aliev: RT @AlanHungover: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you?
Me: “Water.”
Cop: “Sir, this is wine.”
Me: “What? That Jesus! He did it again!”

Toddcast: @iHemp I don’t usually drink wine… but when I do… no wait I don’t ever drink wine

thatasshole716: Goal tonight is to kill at least half a gallon of wine to the dome