Category: Twitter

weedwinesummer: RT @luv_wine: “If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul.” — Clifton Fadiman

laurenserbus: @CAROLINEMMOOS They have Snuggies but no wine openers? Essentials my ass.

melseyeview: SALE Wine Bottle Wall Clock Fused Glass Art Recycled by RayMels http://t.co/cxfvVRxZ via @Etsy

BethanyMoullet: Very fitting wine bottle :) http://t.co/KtAuDyjg

_Melliscious_: I REALLY need some happy dance songs cos I’m bumming the hell outta myself with these emo fucking songs while drunk on wine.. :-/

LilAaronBeefSt: Eat Her Till She Cry Call That Wine Nd Dine

WVUGuy29: I THOUGHT that was @Hartleyjustin in that promo 4 #EmilyOwens. God, he hasn’t aged a bit; just got finer, like a good wine! #hottiemchottie

KayEllePea: Bubble bath and wine kinda night I’m suppppper stressed #life

bradk_1749: No work until 11 tomorrow! Time to drink wine, smoke, and make up some ridiculous concoctions #jayz

StvMyers: Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk. -Shakespeare

RicaKillsEmAll: Cham – wine >

loveSIBET: @Vnitty idk but mom & I are sippin on wine right nah lol

jessbirkner: When I get home I just want a movie night with wine & snuggles ????????????????

scottmasotti: RT @MrSandusky_: I like my boys how I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in my basement.

CandoWoodward: Already in the holiday spirit thanks to Nürnberger Glühwein & @Nicheimportco. I can drink this by the gallon! http://t.co/9repZRWO

Shug_CR: got “her” a gift #Wine #Mom http://t.co/ilWHm4rL

melseyeview: Wine Bottle Bird Feeder 1 liter glass dish tray by RayMels http://t.co/wFhgEsDN via @Etsy

scottxwood: Any wine vs beer that leaves out Orval is critically flawed”@seriouseats: The battle of beer vs wine for #Thanksgiving http://t.co/FZmMSGSa“

CarlyLaMontagne: RT @countrysayingss: One bottle of wine and two Dixie cups, 3 A.M. I fell in love, for the first time in my life. #KennyChesney

izzydoughty: RT @bpendleton3: #MeAndIsabelle dressed up as boys and took pictures of us sipping an empty bottle of wine and holding steak knives

BrownEyedDixie_: Wine ALWAYS makes my cheeks rosey. Even after just one glass.

rumbzdotcom: Shiiiiiit,2 red bottle of wine later and read nail polish! LOL jeezzs

YasmineAkib: RT @SashaeWalls: Cine: Bronx wine @yasmineakib #bronx #wine http://t.co/5gtGKgJ2 #yasmineakib #bronx #wine

Nooski_25: @1Fine_azz_Wine yes mam

ralfski: RT @EpicBoyfriend_: My girlfriend’s favorite drink is wine. Ironically that’s also her favorite hobby…

tmy56: Enter to win a Kimco Wine Bottle Cover. 3 Winners! #giveaway at @coupon_gator http://t.co/AqzOcJ98 http://t.co/AqzOcJ98

Ty_wine: Legit depressed.

b_taylor22: Someone broke my wine opener … This is a true test of our friendship ????

AleshiaCarter: I wanna be fancy and dance around singing to Lana in a lot of vintage clothing, drinking a glass of wine.

Freshieras: A LITTLE WINE NEVER HURT ANYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ShivaShafii: Phi psi wine race with @PCush ???? http://t.co/IBrlrNfz

chefjillm: Cute fall themed cake #mums #pumpkins #cake #fall #yum @ Terranova Crudo Wine Bar http://t.co/iVuK8ozU

TXWineLover: @akashicvineyard Good question. Need to check the “To Serve Man” episode from the Twilight Zone. Don’t think they had wine in there though.

Shaunte87: Probably should have ate something before I started drinking wine…head feeling a little light????

Vonsilly: @trayday90 sweet red wine. ????????????

MarcelGarvey: @JordanaAyana “to many bottles of this wine we can’t pronounce, to many bowls of that green, no lucky charms”

HarriBoiii: #wine with some #oliveoil #popcorn with @brianobangin @alexcatherine73 and @alyssasalese @ Fairview http://t.co/jyt3QUqq

dorsett: RT @rickygervais: Waiting for The Ultimate Fighter, writing, drinking wine, listening to Diamond Dogs, & glancing at Ghost Rider on TV with no sound. Normal.

EG_Cakes: Aaaaand…telephone marathon complete. #GF #DAD Moving on to my wine and QT with DH.

_BrownRoYaL_: just content, sippin’ my wine

zibachic: RT @ScrubsandPearls: Having serious motivation issues tonight… I just want to drink a glass of wine, or four. #judgeme

1badassITALIAN: Getting some wine and bout to have a deep convo

rovino: @ColtonGeil @kyl33t maybe start threatening ppl named sandy? Or do what I do. Get a hotel room & a bottle of wine solo & see what happens.

whosdatameena: RT @GirIFacts: A REAL BOYFRIEND : Loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.

Lauren_Skinner5: Just emptied an entire bottle of wine by myself, on a Monday night. Putting my drunk self to bed. ????

ciscokid626_69: Dinner: Spaghetti with a glass of wine http://t.co/RsnQ3OWw

ChasingChickens: @SchmexyElephant roses are red, violets are blue, Jessica’s a poet, and wine is delicious.

taceytacey: @JennyHutt74 yes! Let’s go forget – with lots of wine! I haven’t been in trouble for awhile heeheehee!

arfortiyef: have you ever seen a dolphin with a glass of wine? i’d call that a portpoise! RT @AboutDolphins Cool cork drink coasters with dolphins

Lostinfandom: I’m going to share a glass of wine with Rachel and Danny. #Rrevolution I’m going to enjoy mine more as Monroe wont interrupt me for torture

PatrickJMcCabe: @chrissyteigen I’ll assume that’s the wine talking and let it slide bc the pun food names topic was that good earlier.

LittleMissMarn: because of how much he mentions milk and breasts and suckling, i am SURE iron & wine was raised in the woods by a wolf as its man-child

The_NakedTRUTH: Drinking peach mango kool aide outta wine glass… Wit my pinky up like Im a goddess or some shit

DiamondMatrixx: Do u have the time to listen to me #wine ? ;) I done got so high Ive forgotten who u are :O

SummerLovin_85: @austom1 @gillianavila28 Yup.. I’m a wine sissy! Must be sweet :)

kaatiexoxo123: RT @King_Under_Dog: Eat her until she cries, call that wine and dine.

palomitavasquez: RT @GirIFacts: A REAL BOYFRIEND : Loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.

Coach_Thumper: Bottle of wine :)

WineRosesNJ: Dunedin fest features smokin’ blues, fine wine: The Downtown Dunedin Merchants Association and the city of Duned… http://t.co/wyaqjJac

leemichellee: Ugh comfy pj’s, reality shows and junk food. All I need is a glass of wine with my girl Amanda ????

GeorgIa_wiNE: being nice = getting walked all over

TessaJadeHicks: Granny and I having a wine night. ???????????? http://t.co/pJOmccBs

Stick2KAaron: I’m about to be a little tipsy!! This wine from hubers is fucking awesome!!

meimichan: @SoleilSam Plus Jason’s REALLY not a fan of wine, so my wine supply is always there. ^_^

StephHainzer: Good news is now ill enjoy my wine Wednesday and study for the other two exams I’m already fucked for #yayyy

LadiiePebblez: RT @WhatTheFFacts: Egyptian kings didn’t drink wine because for them, wine was the blood of men who fought against gods and thus ended up crazy after having it

kinghames43: RT @_StormyMarie_: Wine and abraham vampire hunter. #perfhalloween

TeyyyXoxo: Pizza WIne Scary Movies #CrazyFamily Im Going To SLeep Noe :)

Ele_JuniorMyLvs: RT @k_tkellz: @Ele_JuniorMyLvs @haasethaboss lets have a slumber party wine & chipotle !?

Cinthya_Gonza: Wine & blunts :) http://t.co/RVMgGhfX

AviLea_: ?Pizza, Wine, Bachelor, Halloween.. Doesn’t get any better then this ????#winningcombo????????

oxoodaisy: You know youre trick or treating in pocket if you go to a house that offers BEER and WINE

AmorDessixo: Learned how to do the Bronx wine ^.^

POISEnIVY_: I really wanna do a red box and some wine.

josielynne8: We interrupt wine Wednesday with this late breaking news….

EvrybdyHateDubz: Nothing free around here but the sample of wine

Domonation18: Wine Wednesday #successful

betsydornbusch: Fun fun night with trick-or-treaters made of adorable, Mommy-friends, and wine and beer. (Oh. Did I say that… http://t.co/X0Cwd157

kinabuhi: Water into wine. http://t.co/EDM0UBh3

ciawesome: Calgary Wine Life: Giving German Riesling a try http://t.co/JG4NMvaS #foodanddrink #yyc

Saristotle: Nothing is more annoying than my mom drunk on wine.

kaylee_pierce: Some say good love, well it’s like a fine wine, it keeps getting better as the days go byy ?????????

GurleyGurl72: Wine time!

WineHype: Kane: BarZ Wines are for those who savor and ponder: Canyon winery produces wines with old-wo… http://t.co/ZEi7Z2hA #wine in the #news

DaniBondie: RT @TheSluttyComic: I went to the kitchen to get water. I came back to my room with half a cheesecake and an entire bottle of wine.

kiwiandkoala: Getting your hands on some good wine? @hahnwines? RT @TristanFairbank: I’m at Hahn Family Wines (cont) http://t.co/vqcSagms

MeganEhlers_5: RT @LMAO_Kid: Yellow coloured wine is called white wine
because its made with green grapes…
Fuck logic

kcbrooks: RT @meglynnedavis: Shut up! Sippy cup wine glass. I need this. WE NEED THIS! @kcbrooks http://t.co/DqcdwqFc

AlexisBreanna: RT @cvandebabe: I just need to be off work with a bottle of wine and Friends reruns #sleepy

BigWeney: She got eyes that cut you like a knife and lips that taste like sweet red wine #shesgotwhateveritis

CadeMJohnson: Cheap wine and microwaveable pizza. I’m not sure if life gets any better. #goodlife

JamBoiRallen: What more can I ask for? Warm bath, glass of red wine, feet up listening to some Chris Brown…awwwww…complete serenity. *Shhhh…*

MyersSays: People are so fucking inconsiderate.You wouldnt wave a bottle of wine in front of a recovering alcoholic would you? Then why do it to me..

LaticiaMills: I wish I could trade in this cup of coffee for a glass of wine lol!!! #teamcollegestudent

tc3375: Who knew mozzarella balls and wine would get so many smiles…. @ roma, italy http://t.co/eqQs7MRZ

NateMassie: So what’s a couple bottles of wine between me and the fall?

sheabaybay89: Cuddles, wine, scary flicks, and good company, not much more could be asked for in the miserable weather! ????????????????

_M0naleesah: @iNando_ Yup And White Wine

VEEinterrupted: @airam3000 I got you :-) ahhh cant wait!! next weekend, salsa reggae and wine, and tons of catching up!

djgogarty: wine Wednesday pt 2 but it’s Tuesday haha http://t.co/cg7xmGAY