Category: Twitter

ohbeaaar: RFT @AssleeBoner: IT’S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER

swanand_blesser: Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.

Michelle0762: @midgetkmae #sicky is #poopy I am sick of the taste of tea, so I opted for wine lol

Rre_Mholo: RT @AncientProverbs: Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden. -Chinese Proverb

HeidiCloutier: RT @MAKEUP_SEX: It’s not a hangover.
It’s wine flu.

SmoosieQ: Wine sounds nice right about now…RT @jimmiebjr: @SmoosieQ Most of the time. Then someone brings up wine, and…

briezy_f: @ThatGirlTefa yessss and cuddle sessions and ill cook for u n have wine :)

KasiaTiara: Having dinner with my abuela, her boyfriend, and their old ass friends drunk off wine. #coolstorybro

Future_TakeOff: Hot sex and cold wine

quotes_islam: Round them will be passed a cup of pure wine; http://t.co/4DXOmALb 37:45 #Quran

WilloToons: Friends (@mko & @lisabari), wine & a fresh salmon in the oven! Yay, Monday.

cdhope: Is it strange that the Lunesta commercial says “see our ad in Food and Wine”?

callmeMissBAWSE: wine & weed tho..

amaniav: All I wanna do is drink wine and make babies #FeelTheLove

wine_n_whiskey: There is a show on TLC right now called “My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I” – what the fuck??

DehronJD: Wine Fi Mi Baby?

FromBKsMind: @_bajanpolski A Little Wine never hurt nobody!!!!!!

LizzBee4: RT @PMacMusic: A REAL BOYFRIEND – loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respects her and makes her happy.

punzel: RT @AnneWheaton: The best part about my long ass work day? Wil meeting me at the door when I got home with an ice pack & a glass of wine.
#besthusbandever

TheRealBoss2012: RT @countryystrong: Bring on the sunshine, to hell with the red wine, pour me some moonshine.

thebadhousewife: @sewo_sewo IG and pink wine make everything alright. It’s a warm hair life, friend.

IstruggleDAILY: Man ????RT “@radicalhearts: I’ve never EVER gone on angry rampage or shown my ass while wine or beer drunk. Liquor, doe….”

FSWarehouse: Tips for Delivering Professional Wine Service in the Restaurant http://t.co/xQTE4qLI

lientm: Enjoyed my first glass of wine in a long time, it was wonderful. http://t.co/D1rrIzhA

Wine_Fine93: THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN BE “KOOL” WITH A BITVH YOUR BESTIE DON’T LIKE! Shit don’t fly by with me at all !

meowmeowslut: @Nicocobbby just gave me a maniiiii after a couple glasses of wine ????????

willbev93: Honestly, ladies, do you ever see a guy a think “oh, I wonder if he has epic wine knowledge!”? I doubt it, personally.

AiricBoyce: To many bottles of that wine we cant pronounce

innergoddess_CG: @GAC_Fan4Ever04 I have a pork roast recipe that calls for sweet red wine. Its crazy good. I cook alot with wine. Adds so much flavor :-)

zRoweee: RT @JasonTaylor_27: @Julius_Rabi “You should come to my church! Drink the wine!” @zRoweee “Wait ummm how much wine do they give you?” @ChaseMountqueer

MissNomes: Sushi and wine night with @ChefJennyD is fabuloso

RawXtract: At brunch today Isabelle told me “Mommy, your wine glass is under the couch”. I kind of feel this may be a parenting fail. Because.

CapnKimalicious: I wish I had some wine.
#classyassmofo

JackieStalnaker: I could really go for some wine right about now!

lolzyumad: RT @Carrie_Br4dshaw: Whoever said “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” obviously never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Or cocktails.

justGeans: RT @Carrie_Br4dshaw: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There’s clearly room for more wine.

jdhumphreys: @melissagorga @bravotv Uncorked the bottle of wine a long time ago. Just heart burn.

1Fine_azz_Wine: RT @MuFFin_theGR8T: Fight for what u deserve…not what u think u want

LuLu_WiNe_FiNe: RT @iAMxShy: Pussy niggahs turn to guns cuz they don’t have no hands, yeah I said it!

KismetEventsinc: Wine pool. http://t.co/8NBwZHkx

Symmaki: “@country_boy55: It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine, it’s summertime. – Kenny Chesney”

24k_dope_: @Glass_Fine_Wine wow! I love em. it’s so much you can do with em though. Maybe you just have to find a new recipe

noT0R1ous: Wish i had another bottle of wine #lesigh

ealbrecht19: RT @country_boy55: It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine, it’s summertime. – Kenny Chesney

leoghann: Came home to find this guy passed out on the wine safe. I should probably check the contents. http://t.co/uRqB87lg

MikeyIsUgly_NOT: RT @SupremePost: A REAL BOYFRIEND : Loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.

GazaSpanish: Maynards Wine Gums are one of my favorite candies #randomfact

AubreyIsBestest: RT @AODTNArmy: @Jul9898 4 things of quality, like fine wine & @AubreyODay, time waiting 4 the finished product, is well worth it! Wrecking Ball/STIUTK vids

_dohn5: Your still here after close plus you call me chief. Now I don’t feel bad for giving you out of date wine.

abigailharr: RT @bridgetdoerr: Target having lots of wine on sale = me drinking a lot of wine. Thanks Target!

NatRat745: RT @SupremePost: A REAL BOYFRIEND : Loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.

michellikinsbbz: RT @arzE: I love to bring a beautiful woman home, pour some fine wine, throw on a cool jazz record, pull out my phone & do some LATE NIGHT TWITTER

StLoucee: I’m going home and treating myself to a glass if wine

jonnathanpenara: RT @SupremePost: A REAL BOYFRIEND : Loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.

Emdot_holla: Mini jug of wine on the way to @poolafterdark doin ladies night right @danidee143x @LPietropola @JessOreo

lisamckenziie: here’s to cheap qhiskey and fine wine

Shelbie_Nechole: That wine this weekend got me

Aerrie: Fine art takes the sword to wine lovers: Sabrage – the art of slicing the top off a Champagne bottle using a swo… http://t.co/5MP1L2En

Extrinsic_Key: Hot bath and a glass of wine got me feeling good

Kimiknits: It’s officially wine o’clock http://t.co/NSb9K96g

SSchrickel: Its the Catalina Wine Mixer!! http://t.co/em6ANQtw

mfischer_21: RT @JenniferPerry6: “@wastedwhitegirl: we all have a friend who can’t go a night out without her own solo bottle of wine, or two, or six. #wwg” @mfischer_21

KiwiClayton: Watching Million Dollar Rooms…it’s unbelievable the amenities they put in these homes. Gyms, spas, mediation room, wine cellar #beyondrich

CallenAbbot: RT @MeghhanMartinez: All I want is wine and Netflix ???????? oh and to sleep forever ???? #tiredgirl

chubykells: RT @ms_dharmiiey: Cos dey take too much of wine RT @chubykells: Shet boiz can whyn ehnnn!!

rozzayroz: Shoutout to wine

mrnascar2488: RT @LuluBWines: Keep Calm & Drink #Wine! Cheers, Darlings!

chubykells: It high tym u slept using our own tym”@ms_dharmiiey: Cos dey take too much of wine RT @chubykells: Shet boiz can whyn ehnnn!!”

lonskaschmidt: pshhh the skirt i got is not even wine red .so pssst ._.

cafe_portebleue: “As you get older, you shouldn’t waste time drinking bad wine.” ~Julia Child

ChelseaTolman: Girls night…wine, candy and the dictator #youbetcha

_DPAIN: The only way you’ll understand my last RT is if you know the story about Jesus turning water into wine lol.

shelbi__hayes: Hunger Games and wine out of purple solo cups with @hadalitttlelamb ???? #WelcomeToTheDormLife

cutiicheyx: RT @AlantaiMorrison: “@cutiicheyx: Want yuh to wine slow fi meh, tic toc fi meh” biggg chunnneeee !

weakbitchK: i need to be on yo level “@YEASHEzaBADdie: Abt to drink a glass of wine”

menacedesociety: AUGUST 31ST AH SUH DI TING SET! CYAAA WINE? PRACTICE! LIVEST PAWTY AH DI SUMMAH! #Relapse2.0 #Relapse2.0

Itsontheshelf: Yep. #wine #relax #happy #chillaxin #stressfree #instadrink http://t.co/j3zEYL87

biancabaebee: RT @_Robreezy: Let’s lay on the roof & watch the stars till the sunset, accompanied with some wine and some marijuana.

itssssbrittney: I can handle a little blood but not spilt red wine ;)

simplycleanme: Lol #hardcore pawn!!! It’s not a washer it’s a wine press! #Truth

robanzalone6: @mattmav1 don’t hate on bob marley bro just drink some red red wine

kristinafadely: RT @Salbal84: Love it! Tell him I said HI! Haha xx RT @kristinafadely: FaceTime + Wine = #nighttoremember #happygirl

Lexi_andiknoIT: i just went too hard to strawberry wine yall!

calieghdawn: @kristinsamara drinks at BP #blackdresses #wine #beer http://t.co/7rmuMZ06

DanDeaLand: Push, Push, Push Back baby, push, push, stop, brace… tick it tock it wine up yuh waist

clairebot: Never adull moment w/me:went2read abook in my garden 3 hours ago, got locked out, spend the evening drinking wine & eating foreign chips…

KaylaJazae: RT @RileyJokess: Cop: “Sir, what’s in that bottle next to you?”

Me: “It’s water…”

Cop: “Sir, this is wine”

Me: “What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!”

KsenijaMAD: RT @SexFactsOfLife: Wine aromas can turn both men and women on.

Jessikuuhhh: RT @GirIFacts: A REAL BOYFRIEND : Loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.

Drive_This_Kia: Glass of wine >

indicud0minate: me: let’s go wine tasting! janinn: ur like 12

A_Johnnnn: At least in college ill be a classy drunk cause I have pretty wine glasses

MeganCarolan: Tonight in cuisine: #glutenfree mac and cheese, wine, bison burger, and safe French fries for the first time in a month. Thanks, Manhattan!

DarceyyLynn: Laying in bed with a glass of wine watching Shrek 2 on tv while kev makes gourmet pasta #yumm #livingthelife ???????????? #inlove

bweickert: Drinking 2008 Asuncion Ridge Pinot Noir – #wine http://t.co/fYFfW3F4

Spike_Head18: RT @RileyJokess: Cop: “Sir, what’s in that bottle next to you?”

Me: “It’s water…”

Cop: “Sir, this is wine”

Me: “What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!”

mads_poirier: RT @BriaChipman: Me and @mads_poirier drinking wine #classygirls http://t.co/kE7N2IDJ

Vie_Chic: wine will do though..

TriaPhilly: RT @swalexanderwine: Get a #TXAK education, Philly! Best wine school in US—> @TriaPhilly: Txakolina! Porrones! http://t.co/T84sZJrd

sincerelymheg: had a blast! RT“@JuanLerenaPalma: Wine and cheese with @sincerelymheg”