Category: Twitter

Korgasm_: RT @exileinflyville: “Eat your pheasant. Drink your wine. Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine.” http://t.co/pZffdzSL #TakeTheSpring @OccupyChicago #ochi #ows

thopssss: @msadams3 almost done… It’s a bottle and 1/3 of wine … Fml http://t.co/0wMzXEv2

shelbyrae4: perfect night:) #wine #books #TheHungerGames #peaceful http://t.co/ngL9PEpL

Maayra_eun: This crema fina wine! >>>

LennyGelVato: I hate fetes wif woman da ca wine

_GabrielMichael: Chillin wit my sister watching a movie sippin some wine. Life is good man

DAEngerous_: “@LexFolarin: How a pile of kush become a mountain of truth? How’d bottle of wine become a fountain of youth?”

MellyLauren: RT @Country_Words: You be my glass of wine, I’ll be your shot of whiskey. -Blake Shelton

CatBTan: @queenofpink mine taste like red wine and matzoh balls.

Otto__E: Enjoying a nice glass of wine with the fam…good to be home

Inger: @thebooksluts Steinbeck – dirt and sweat and poverty and cheap wine.

dvinewinetime: I can’t believe I finished an entire bottle of Rose on the patio all by myself-oh well, wouldn’t be the 1st time! Ha! #Wine #Saturdaynight

Bete11: Agree @EpicuriousChic: YES! RT @myvinespot Man can’t live on cheese and bread alone! He needs #wine !!! BTW I bet woman would agree. Cheers!

Ma1nAttractionZ: Think my head is hurting because I haven’t had wine in a few days

Lyn_susie: RT”@SophiaBushVids: Video: One Tree Hill – 9×01 – Brooke/Haley: “iPod and a glass of wine.” http://t.co/HCe5kSXK“

lanettecream: I’ll be spending the morning toasting coconut. My best friend is inspired in her ideas. She gives me wine, a ready made crust, & courage!

laceyy_lynnn: RT @XSTROLOGY: A #Leo cannot live without love. Love is like water to them, or like wine, whichever you prefer.

kasicox: RT @Country_Words: You be my glass of wine, I’ll be your shot of whiskey. -Blake Shelton

ChicagoFols: @bakerwine thanks for the wine. Mac paid close attention to those fishies!!

So_DamnTrippy: RT @x_NotSObasicc: gYPTIAN _ wine slow >>>>

moshisBOSS: Whoa. Such a jammed packed day. @ Taps Wine & Beer Eatery http://t.co/0FIVtIPP

whitneypannell: I’m at Aureole Wine Lounge (Las Vegas, NV) w/ 3 others http://t.co/VuhPQbiz

homebrewingCG: Taxman turns cider into wine

CinderRello: RT @Fabuleux_ME: This nigha @CinderRello RATCHET ASS just poureed a 40 in a wine glass.!!!! #sheRATCHET

sLuTtY_cUpId: RT @justDAMONE: “I wanna pore your thoughts in a wine glass and sip’em slow with a straw like I’m on vacation.”

— Rudy Francisco.

LusciousFruit: RT @freshfromFL: On The Florida Wine Trail in Northwest Florida
http://t.co/EsThhC16

AntonioAntunesR: Really need a glass of wine #redWine

kelseylharrris: RT @HomewreckerGP: Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend obviously never drank wine

Mauriciosk88: I just hope won’t rain tomorrow!! arrrg Damn weather!!… wine, lsd, vitamin G, and good buddies :)

DjBizZyiRT: My pops is talkin bout he wants to hear me spin…..too much wine dawg

shannonsayswhat: RT @sorostitude: i need a bottle of wine or three.

ExplicitnLoud: @EnchantedBySiSi chocolate mixed with wine or other mood changing (drugs)

604Heather: I will have wine. So let it be written, so let it be done. #tencommandments

kirstin_g: Dude my eyes are burning…not from the wine. #toomuchphotoshop #wineparty

KpDoinIt21: Wish I had a boyfriend to spend this beautiful night with…. instead I have a bottle of wine @SingleStrugs #TrustIssues #Players #99Probs

migmol: They will see us waving from such great heights. Come down now, they’ll say… but we’ll stay. #np (Iron & Wine remake)

vagabondvino: @pgmarchant Noice line up! Pimpin wine choices

spicebwn: I choose 2 smile tk ah likkle wine 2nite….#WatchDGyalWine

melissa_pinkk: RT @katyperry: Spotted: Full Patsy & Edina @ a wine tasting #fabulous

ErikDeBord: Checked in at Chocolat Gaslamp – A Cocktail, Wine & Gelato Bistro http://t.co/4p0ZcUh3

AllAboutCompany: Probably been asked before, but,? http://t.co/dLesJ7vs #wine

mateojurkevim: http://t.co/UOrwdv5H

little_elledubb: smh RT @Happily_Inked @little_elledubb she had a sugar daddy…& he had a nice lil tenderloin to wine, dine, & screw..but it’s over now!.

Kiingimer: wine with some bread(;

ItsMrsMajestiB: “@IamJRudy I need some Wine -_-”

Liight_ning: I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
~W.C. Fields

mommybazar: @JamiWilliams1 @CassieSiler83 Wine and gossip! Loving this night! #friends!

__yeci: sipping some wine and eating some CHEEZ-IT

She_tatted212: “@ChinxDrugz: Soon as he buy dat wine i jus creep up from behind”

YatesMJ: RT @SherryPie_Xo: Wine and ice cream.. Signs of a good night :) #bffmoments @YatesMJ

M0RG4N_H: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Where’d Judas go? He realizes we don’t have to make a wine run when I’m here, right?

maars_: @_CMAY_ its merlot, like the wine :) Its two toned with black so that’s what makes it sweet looking!

AlanaAlfonsi: I just want a glass of wine and a caesar salad

cwistinaaaa: Time to get drunk off wine #keepinitclassy

XX_Pearls: To make myself feel better about drinking this wine. I told myself that if I eat crackers with this, it’ll be like taking the Lord’s Supper

ageorgialawyer: @StefanTurk muscadine’s are good – in a odd GA wine tasted at a football game, but as a cancer killer? not so much

pgibler: @alexkblackwell recover from last night yet? I just woke up from a 7 hour nap. Think I’ll have a glass of wine #lovemylife

teftell: Dear Italy, when you make great wine you make us proud but when you make bad wine I gotta lick my dogs ass to get rid of the taste

Scagwag3: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Where’d Judas go? He realizes we don’t have to make a wine run when I’m here, right?

cooze: ‘red or white?’ ‘lets mix the two’ ‘wine not?’

dhat_spazzykidd: its the fucking catalina wine mixer

xHaleyLagana: RT @Country_Voices: I aint here for a long time, I’m here for a good time. So bring on the sunshine, to hell with the red wine, pour me some moonshine. #Strait

GGLevesque: @MadonnaMDNAday : Does your father still produce and sell wine in Michigan?

trini_wine: RT @jesmercedes_: @trini_wine @VivianAaliyahxo I just for some reason thought of you guys lol

echolsjay2012: RT @aaron_schlib: Jennifer Aniston is #stillHot. Like fine wine, she’s only gotten better with age.

Fabiola_Emz: RT @AlanHungover: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you?
Me: “It’s water”
Cop: “Sir, this is wine”
Me: “What? Jesus! He did it again!”

Kyle_Mac4: @LindseyThomps_ haha ya I am prolly like the classiest person you know. haha jk, but legit, I love me some wine!

sklonvick: Sharing highs and lows of the day at wine Wednesday with @christamitzkat and @Colleenamc44 #preciousmoments

J_llama: @lafowl22 @jennylap yes! And #wine

yoshi1968a: Today’s wine: Platform 9 Merlot 2010. Label is the shape of train ticket. http://t.co/y1MjZriB

dprincess312: RT @iTeeRoy: A REAL BOYFRIEND– loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy”

missjeanaee: This wine I’M drinking thou>>>>

klindss: RT @thatdrunkgirl_: Wine food sex.

dukegirlproblmz: Is it bad that I now pregame by drinking a whole bottle of wine? #mightbeabitaggressive #ifeelsophisticated #dgp

Aynsley821: @Squints1417 HAHA never. Come home to me, eat olives, drink wine, or maybe martinis in that case… it will be the best

elizabethduguay: RT @naatcress: Bhahaha just rememberd this weekend last year@elizabethduguay got drunk at my house on two bottles of wine with her head flat b/c of surgery

laura_smales: Why is this wine naked? “because it’s horny?”

AlluraBrown: Thanks @EAFinator for the wine #woof

eajones16: RT @partyyprobz: Wine is now cheaper than gas. Drink don’t drive ????????????

LEKARMAFATALE: hall full glass of wine \m/

DNeicePR: E&J… Now wine… #tipsy

lainiecakes: RT @bonappetit: Do Elijah a solid and try 6 red wines you’ll actually enjoy drinking with your Passover seder http://t.co/Teb7d33g

TheWinedUp: RT @HardRow: A perfect pairing for Shameless Hussy Wine :) http://t.co/V5ExIzEp

DrummuhPetey: Wine and FaceTime w some cutie http://t.co/xVQkPSip

marahEdeming: @DHellus20 it’s that kind of night…. I wish I had wine

ItsKayy_lynn: RT @Katt__Williams: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Me: “It’s water” Cop: “Sir, this is wine” Me: “What? Jesus! He did it again!”

notasupermom: #Wine Tutorial: Selecting a Wine to Serve with Roast Chicken
http://t.co/arKpsBBw

anitabrochu: Tips for starting a wine collection: http://t.co/rSbTwXC5 #advise

BeccaDanielle_: RT @countryystrong: It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine, it’s SUMMERTIME. ??

Erica_Beacom: @JarrodWiggins @JoelMGregory @30donlan6 haha if you want wine we could get that too. #anythingforyou

connerrphilip5: Wine froggers and hills have eyes 2 #collegelife

JessArmendaris: Delicious with dinner! — Drinking a Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine (2012) by @StoneBrewingCo — http://t.co/5dXV0bUZ

Vani_O: Wine is divine…

someumLikApLayr: Wine for me

EddieHendrixSon: Texans not trippin off the tornado fucking up they homes,one old lady was sippin on wine while showing people the remaindings of her house.

JCease: @KylieGus COOKIE! We should really stop stealing weird kids medicine and drinking wine to wash em down. Sorry for the #InsideJokeTweet, guys

xTyex: ~And your lips are mine they’re raspberry wine
Your body’s a map i will follow into the sky
cause what you got is all that I want~

AbsolutlyPrisca: RT @Katt__Williams: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Me: “It’s water” Cop: “Sir, this is wine” Me: “What? Jesus! He did it again!”

filterfix: Grand-slam lamb: How to prepare the popular Easter and Passover meat: Add wine and broth or water to bottom of… http://t.co/C8ncRCx2

tee_heart8: RT @lindseylu26: “I’d cut down on beer, wine, bread, and soda, but I won’t give up my life alert!” -commercial hahahahahaha