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Alwayskally143: I need some wine pronto b4 I snap

_iLOVE_myLIPS: RT @AhriRlly_LoveYu: Only a few girls are wifey material. Don’t try and turn water into wine.

helgaskeets: “@Arianandstuff: Aye @corkyskeets tryna get wine bombed this weekend before I leave?”
Yes.

tattoobunny: Cheap wine out of a coffee mug. Wife Swap on the tv. I live a luxurious life, folks.

latonya_murphy: I’m really enjoying this alone time. Aka this wine has me feelin myself.

ClayJohns: RT @FillWerrel: Cop: “Sir, what’s in the bottle?” Me: “It’s water.” Cop: “Sir, this is wine.” Me: “What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!”

ElRestorant: Dining Notes: Restaurants roll out updated, seasonal menus: The fresh grill and wine bar restaurant recently lau… http://t.co/UxspYGNm

SowellPonderzok: Swissmar Wing Corkscrew: Open a wine bottle easily with Swissmar’s wing corkscrew. To use, place corkscrew on wi… http://t.co/486pEyT3

dtungate: Bottle of wine=GONE!

meldemades: #nowplaying poison & wine – the civil wars. Thanks to @thepeak for showing me another fantastic band!!

_claudiabonilla: Jesus turned water into wine for a reason… drink up

dollface0_0: RT @KateyyLynnMarie: “@Peeemarie: @dollface0_0 yess ! All those songs ! We shall have a wine day & listen to them all ! #fancyhuh” weakk

ottmank: RT @dee_villeneuve: wednesdayy wine night @ottmank

lori_graham: @george_affleck wine club? More info please.

kaleawavedancer: Two 13 hour days in a row. Stevie Nicks and a glass of wine? Uhm, I think yes.
*Jamie*

TrophyDaughter: They really need to make koozies for your wine bottles.

kealinnwilliams: #20ThingsILove my wine nights with the best friend any gyal could have @oliviaharperr

alliebooth124: Wine race with my mannnn

RedHotMojo: I wana drink wine at 9 am an take naps at 2 pm and eat waffles for dinner #livingthedream

RatedXZin: @Ophelia_Atkins lady’s get inn line let mi see ya bestes wine pon de floor…!

AlyssaJ0: This wine I’m drinking smells like my grandma Shirley’s fresh baked bread #mmmm

erica_g: Coffee tasting encourages, if not demands, loud slurping. SO, coffee tasting > wine tasting. Thx for ur great info/insight @StoneCreekSteve!

mkaylucie: I don’t have a choice, but i’d still choose you #poison&wine

malderor: @NinjaKittay Yeah, my evening’s plan involves Catching Fire and a bottle of red-wine and hiding from this endless downpour. Could be worse.

DiviLocz: Candles burning…wine in one hand…sitting in my living room alone…I think I have officially gone insane. A… http://t.co/eS5bxVvj

drinksomevino: RT @alastyn_wine: Visiting Warnecke Vineyard! All new Wining with Joe 11th Blend (Herzog Wine Cellars #USA) #wine http://t.co/KHh1xwHQ

sl0ppy_keRRie: @Beammma was watching the game now in alex’s room drinking my wine then going to newrock

briilong: “@BlondeRiot: What’s my favorite bottle of wine? An open one.” @sammmmallen we all have something in common

ShAuD_EsQ: First off SHM at the wine cooler…but yea I miss you to BESTIE! We mos def have to get it in one of these days! @_smoooooch_

PriscillaPerezV: Wine wine wine wine wine fine wine on a tuesday fine wine

WinewithoutBS: @Wine_Tourist @GalafreyWines I look forward to my tasting notes/tweets as well. Found a few new great varieties in California last year

sdbizguy: “@MNSportsbitch: Have I mentioned how good my wine is tasting?” good box?

districtsocial: @georgeelizabeth one month self imposed sabbatical after the treachery of St.Patricks day. Not so easy in the middle of wine release season!

RobbieD85: A glass of wine and catching up on the new Mad Men episodes #OldManTweet

petey_mcdude621: @KatieCantReid umm wheres the wine in the can then?!

ishab00: I need wine

fancyfayce: @angecast http://t.co/xJGeXKDV fav song by them! Also check out Barton Hollow, I’ve got this friend and Poison&Wine.

lisavianhunter: Plans changed. Going for wine. Party at upper west in santa monica!

PomodoroSeattle: SPECIAL OF THE WEEK Mach 28 – April 1

-Caesar Salad

-Linguine Carbonara

-Glass of House Wine or Soda

-19.95

Changes every week

kourtnieee_lyn: Strawberry wine.. Seventeen.. The hot July moon saw everything.. My first taste of love was bitter sweet?

BrassaiiChef: Some #food & #wine lovers -> @Bubblescope @WinegeekinTO @jdrcec @Bev_W @tendingkennedy @theurbangrocer #restaurant

mtothehart: Spending the day with wine and biking is an absolute winner.

_CaitlinAnne: Two Beaches and a bottle of wine: The @lillypop517 /Caitlin Story #TLCherewecome #callmyagentbeaches

SixtyDelta: I Want To Have Sex In A Wine Vat!!!

misterbright1: Blessed to have been given the opportunity to wine down yet another day alive #thankyouGod

FriendsTravel: #FRANCE Burgundy- Food, Wine, Barging, and Beyond | #FriendsTravel LLP JESS Kalinowsky JESS@FriendsTravel.com

LunarLoner_: Dutty wine, my gyal, dutty wine

sarrr06: Its the fucking Catalina wine mixer

SouthPawSinger: I’m at Bridge Tap House & Wine Bar (Saint Louis, MO) http://t.co/xLIGuzoZ

AmritSalhan: I said Mr. Man that ain’t nice. You gotta treat a girl right, take her out, wine and dine her. Always be polite.

SLUTLUST: Shouts to my GF getting wine drunk into a coma so now I’m eating my after work sandwich in the hallway while my 3 latin neighbors spy on me

karinaweena13: Jamming out to Iron & Wine, cleaning, dancing, then doing yoga. ????????????????

bellza_pura: Drinking this glass of wine to put myself to sleep!

ShavelleLafolle: http://t.co/OS1XIoFX Purple Sand Here’s a pretty way to m

NatalieLanovill: @Leonashanana @CBCNews Or, it’s what Dwight Schrute’s ‘Megadesk’ turns into after a box of wine.

Little_Jesmin: “@XSTROLOGY: Surefire way to get a #Taurus into the sack ? cook them an amazing meal with top quality ingredients and wine. That’s it!”

bmarked21: RT @Soy_Loco90: I feel so old. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, & crying over an article about ecstasy in Oprah magazine.

Be_First_Media: I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
~W.C. Fields

VMadsenFans: RT @janefondova: speaking of alexander payne…isn’t virginia madsen’s wine monologue just amazing?

CarsonBrooke: RT @KissMySthrnSass: “1 bottle of wine and 2 Dixie cups. 3 am, I fell in love. For the first time in my life. Oh that’s something that just don’t happen twice.”

beautifultam1: A glass of wine will do me just fine. Save that goose for the weekend

IndianBeautyKKM: Sunday wine #ohshit

aliya_danielle: A run followed by a glass of wine. #relaxation

klover7123: Chasing vodka with wine #drunkgirlproblems

_2much4You_: What kind of wine is that??? Man… That’s grapefruit juice. . -___- wtf? Lol

Kat_Lawrence_: Had 15 hurricanes in the past twelve hours, a jello shot and wine with seven waters. #ILoveLousisana

meghan_r: Doing the twist and drinking wine with @elicia_cha. #roomielove.

nicolementz: I wonder if a glass of wine will help me write this paper faster.

#collegegirlproblems

WayoftheWizard: I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
~W.C. Fields

hotNESSax3: RT @alexsaccc: ending the weekend right with @Chrissy_Ochss @hotNESSax3 and @sadeeey who knows how to open wine? #sadeproblems

RoxieMarketDeli: Jamon Iberico from Fermin IN STOCK at the deli counter cheese case.

Make your wine & cheese party fancier. It… http://t.co/Of1Ezmg8

leolarose: Dogs, exercise, cooking, wine are just some of the #ThingsThatILike

akan46: RT @LukeBLyrics: “If you ain’t a 10, you’re a 9.9. Tippin’ and spillin’ that homemade wine, on your tied-up, t-shirt.”
#LukeBryan

OneLasstBreath: @CesarGracieBJJ @SipMoscato…. Where Can I Buy This Wine? I Would Love To Take Some To The Pan Ams…. #Celebrate #Winners

robando: Wine, a book and Ron on the wheels of steel. Love Sunday dinner at Metro. (@ Metro Café) http://t.co/PNPUezdQ

ElmerSniffedGlu: Day one of #Vacation, great wine, great friends. Does not get better than this!

WhompThereItIs: Note: boxed white wine from Target is horrible horrible horrible.

MICAcali_3: Dinner was awesome!! Sitting bak sippin on this girly wine thinking bout eating this cupcake lol

Brandy_Dave: if you ain’t a 10 your a 9.9, tippin & spillin that wine ????#drunkonyou

dufigugejida: wanda bought me CD Iron & Wine, I think it’s dour.

CobbleStay: The wine regions of France http://t.co/QQr5WAny #Paris #DayTrips

JMorr0319: Rather than risk a 3rd glass of wine when I have work to do tomorrow, I’ll say good night to the universe.

Duff_the_Stuff: RT @ZackRyder: “@MisterRyder: Enjoyed some red wine tonight…with a straw. #whiteteeth” NOBODY CARES DAD!

MarlynMonROLLUP: Home made wine.

youngbishop45: @BetterAllAround your a lightweight anyway nigga you take one shot your done lol you gon be drinking wine coolers lol

VivaLe_vella: I should just be a minister of communion, its more me & I like wine .

relmwine: In honor of reaching 1000 fb followers today, we’re having a #contest to win a bottle of #wine! http://t.co/TS3xgPd3 Tell your friends.

California_Vine: I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
~W.C. Fields

FreeEarl0_o: @CuntsndRoses 0_o damn girl you dry den wine

Juan_Incognito: RT @MicheleAKALips: Oh how I love wine juice boxes!!!

_FrancisDuhh: RT @Samm_BabieexO: !!!RTRTRT“@YesOMG_Khalil: I’ve always wanted to buy a Tempur-Pedic bed just to put a glass of wine on it and go fucking crazy on it.”

iLLnigma: On the way to London last year I drank high priced wine first class! Shit is nasty! I’m not used to that Life at all…..lol

estermarcelia: Too much wine today

Steffanieyell: Alessi 5-3/4-Inch Ice Bucket, Matte finish: After the “Bolly” wine cooler (2003), two new items have joined the … http://t.co/QYXZh62w

LaConguita: RT @AliWalkerB: What a wonderful dinner tonight with @cmorbarks at @LaConguita! Love this place! Menu is fab, wine is delish, prices are great! #jerseycity

NRPhoto_DBMag: About to listen to some slow jams break open some wine & call it a night.

Noeliah92: 2012 Z1R ACE OPEN FACE HELMET WINE XL 0104-0219: Chin strap equipped with D-ring closure Removable vented interi… http://t.co/D05Gg6rS

LilMsGray: *watches as APD hauls @DanielleJMe away for tresspassing AND opens a new bottle of wine.

Valpal20_15: Cause I heard Jesus, he drank wine, and I bet we’d get along just fine.
#seriouslythough

sharonmcguigan: What happened?Long walk,sunshine,picnic in the park then ‘just one’ wee glass of wine-eek.#oldenoughtoknowbetter