Category: Twitter

Eddie_Kearney: About to be the only dude up at this wine night, so this should be interesting. I’m going to destroy in charades, that’s fer sure.

funnykelly: RT @hipstermermaid: eHarmony just said my only compatible match is a bottle of wine and a frozen pizza.

WOLFPACKPROMOS: PLEASE RT (http://t.co/nMVwQ4jk ) – Freaky Gyal Fri Wine Pon Di Buddy vs Bruk It Down <– RSVP LIST

kingloid_bot: @frolloid_bot *hiccups* There’s never enough wine parties… OHOHOHOHOHO.

TheBobMcGrath: RT @evanrachelwood: It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer.

Focus313: Rainy nights like this…..cup of wine..blunt of dope…and a whole libary of george duke loops…That A Lot of ppl aint even on

steph_ball_: @KarynProskos Taryn’s watching how you aerate wine…I think we need to drink…

Cupocity: Lobster for two and a bottle of WINE…sounds mighty FINE!
Miramar Restaurant in La Cruz de Hxtle – $249 pesos instead of $830 for 1…

ImThatGuyNow: RT @Country_Words: You be my glass of wine, I’ll be your shot of whiskey. -Blake Shelton

shawnharwood: RT @jeffreysaad: Great food wine! Albarino (white) is the grape. NW Spain. Rias Baixas is the region. Tropical fruit, great acidity (cu… http://t.co/8BVZ2F2Z

NastyGal_Dee30: @_TOO_AMBiTiOUS My aunt is having a purse, toy, and wine party tomorrow at five!

Austin__Arnett: RT @Country_Words: You be my glass of wine, I’ll be your shot of whiskey. -Blake Shelton

delmarhasissues: DNA meat locker/wine cellar FTW @RicPetersonShow http://t.co/QvKixOm0

jihans_safira: Tiara <=-P *bday* *gift* *wine* :* ({})

ImJustFunnyBro: Well .. RT @MKeys9_GLTYVCTM She a wine pon di buddy lool

thelaststop1983: Pomegranate & lime white wine spritzer- http://t.co/JQCqnDmj

dino962: RT @WomensHumor: #LateNightReminiscing usually leads to a bottle of wine and one-woman karaoke.

KateTheGreat013: Wine and cheese night with a side of half baked #delicious #yummm

CuznSKEETher: bet they on wine….

robcooper22: @jmswtsn Wine for the night. http://t.co/nVDnVIDC I work with Mrs. Gehrs. She gave me this for hooking up a couple of computers #score

SandbarDRidge: RT @localazdeals: RT @SandbarDRidge: Happy Hour 3-7p w/ $3 beer, $4 well, $4 wine, $5 Call/house margaritas, $6 premium, $7 Martinis, & a $6 #drinkWestValley

kingloid_bot: @frolloid_bot I think you’ve had enough wine for now. Tell your twin that he should stop you from drinking more. *hiccups*

Chucky7588: RT @bmkeister: ready for the mixer tonight or shall i say the fucking catalina wine mixer…ready to make some connects…god guide me.

AmyHops1: Wine o’clock http://t.co/SbJvgzrc

LaSinaloaBarbie: Ew, i just had a mean ass sip out of these! Tasted like cheap wine ???????????? http://t.co/zlQAMeJZ

DrewKillings: @kimLvee you can see every pixel on you iPhone with those wine glasses bro.

BlissfulMadness: @thisquietcity And I usually take more than three glasses of wine to get all wibbly-wobbly! And this was a small glass! WTF self. /o\

VallyOMally: Wow. “@BreeJ5: In the process of opening this bottle of wine. I broke the bottle, cut myself, and spilled wine everywhere. ……”

flyaway1207: @AMCalberg lol that’s sounds nice to me. I wouldn’t get anything done though. I’d be drinking wine looking at the water !

bambuTwo: Join us for our late night happy hour Monday thru Thursday! 10pm – 2am: $3.50 well cocktails, $6 wine and $1 off beer.

texacaliali: outstanding #wine #sonomacountyrocks http://t.co/XzcvvdCU

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navalang: @jaimewoo Pushups, *then* two-thirds of a bottle of wine.

ThisCoolNigga: RT @Johnny_Suav: Call that Wine & Dine

anthony__wilson: @RemyCharest @Levi_opens_wine exactly!

iBenRitch: @lilbeezy26 drink wine coolers….

HotRocNRol: @trattoria sorry to read of your situation. Nice memories of Date nites & Wine Tasting Mondays. Sure hope the best for your future success.

Liv_RoseH: @KaylaMHamilton Offically wine (or 10) time! Massive sigh of relief this week is ovvvveeerrrrrr.

effectua: @prison_wine Awww…boo boo kitty fuck. What can I do? You so cranky.

tenacioustania: RT @yessycantweet: Hot sex & cold wine >> cold sex & hot wine lol

itsMEERAduh: RT @juicyyj: gummy bears & wine! im’a happy bitch baby.

mpaigebby: my mom always buys shity red wine. can a bitch please get some riesling ?

bubba1999: no more cheap wine massive headache and not drunk!

freelancechick: think I’ve had enough wine..going to sip some hot tea and slip into dream land..night xo

ahamlulilamx_o: Want you to, wine slow for me , tick tock for me babyyy drop it like thattt

CharityShearnn1: Horn Bark Wine Stopper: Don’t let your good wines go bad! Save them for later with these modern wine stoppers. … http://t.co/hL6wMi5E

MaleaWright: That wine making you a little crazy? #ahhh! http://t.co/XFl8UhRn

adamgoucher: @lanettecream i dont think i said to drink more wine, but if thats the excuse you need, have at it! :)

Stingrayling: SEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! RT @STcom: Stroke risk lower among women who drink up to 7 glasses of wine or beer a week: Study http://t.co/3uFOOjEJ

PuckerUpMrBIG: “@StartdWitASmile: Finna Sip Some Wine W/ @PuckerUpMrBIG” << wine and a good show ????

itsBRiTTbitch__: @iFxckUnicorns I planned on doing that this weekend so calm your down! It’s just wine!!

PosterBoy4Eastr: 3 bottles of wine, 3 different kinds of popcorn, & a movie from walmart’s $5 movie bin. I promise i am not a bitter, lonely, mid-aged woman

NY_PAUL: RT @BibleWisdoms: Don’t get drunk on wine, in which there is bad health – Ephesians 5:18

mike_rylander: @hailey_kessler hahahah I’m not buying wine????????????????

Shotgun_Rae: Wine makes Family Guy so much funnier. #thebirdistheword

AlaniRockel: Ctfu now that was a good one. I gotta at least have wine. Jesus turned water into wine so it must be good sí?

mutineermag: RT @BrittanyHume: Loved tonight’s wine class w @stsupery of #napavalley & talk by @mutineermag re: future of bev industry. Thx for coming to @UCBerkeley_Haas!

ShelbyJones17: Wonderful night! Wonderful weather! Wonderful wine! Headed home! Wish I could stay out longer! ????

Kenya_KayVaughn: @PRETTYBOYSROCK Well you know how I do.. *crossed legs& sips wine* lmaoo

Milet012: Bamboo Salad Hands – Wine-Food-Friends 9″ x 4″ Set of 2: We’ve taken pride in offering customers unique designs … http://t.co/ChWJ4WiT

hongloan: Sometimes I feel like a pregnant woman w/my strange cravings. Got out of the gym & started craving seedless cucumbers w/white wine vinegar.

SampleWines: Sample Wines & Platters – wine tastings, corporate labels, fundraising with wine: http://t.co/BaZ6HkDc via @AddThis

olivia_bundy: RT @goldtrashh: i wish my life was the catalina wine mixer

ittyBiTTY_Booty: RT @Martian_Mulah: Eat her til she cry call that wine nd dine

zackkSmithh194: Whiskey burns me up wine turns my teeth all red Tequila makes me loco champagne hurts my head But let me tell ya I’m a cold beer drinker #LB

Theregoeskitty: “the first step to baking a cheese cake is finish your wine” #WordsToLiveBy

wizardonwaverly: still dig @joeymcintyre ‘s Talk to Me album… I don’t drink, but it always makes me want a glass of wine.

firedancer76: #Wine the last one http://t.co/svircbHz

chestmilksipper: @Kara_wine Goodluck in that onee girrrrr!!

karinacooper: @sabrinaogden Oh, you know. Nothing this glass of wine won’t cure. ;) Thank you.

tanya_herr: @AdamAmped the princess pad is fabulous. @EMDarr12 @fab_u_lyss @beejigg @LReed78 are sippin wine currently

SweetCheeks686: Tomorrow is wine night…no work on Thursday

non_timebo_mala: Glass of wine and then bed. This day has already been too long. #arentIclassy

vikkib084: # churchbuisnessnames water into wine catering services

IWouldNeverLie: First of all I’m drunk off of s**ty wine, so I’ll probably use the L word a few times

supergirlrt25: SHE GOT THE WINE THAT HOT PRESSURE WAIST!! #WFW

audra_james: RT @giftboxology: Yes we have organic beer & wine

jay_lisha: Lol RT “@Jah_Lovee: Wine up pon it”

antoinegriffin: Its the motherfucking catalina wine mixer

_TrillShiit: Drink that dinner wine slow .

HillarySmylie: RT @NYC_Blonde: I plan on drinking a few bottles of wine in my bikini while sitting on my couch and liking everyone’s spring break facebook photos tonight.

rlweatherly: http://t.co/GWrhQ2gj

skywaker9: Had a little wine after getting home from proctoring a final for 3.5 hours. Little tipsy and feel better.

AmWineryGuide: RT @wblakegray Sommeliers vs. wine critics, i.e. wine with food vs. wine by itself & adventure vs. value http://t.co/GpgFSG0T

UmAhStar: @stonedViDALOCA You gone learn today!!! I learned to be a drunk when I met you. Lmaooo. But nawh sis. I’m jus relaxin. Wine fine. Lol

barodriguez: @JGabrielSparks 7 Deadly Zins is a personal fav & it does me in everytime! Keep an eye out next time youre expanding your wine horizons

NotMeCharles: RT @LinuxPower: #linux Wine 1.5.0 Fixes Flaws: WineHQ: The Wine development release 1.5.0 is now available.
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YesIDidSayThat: ME: What are u drinking? FRIEND: Water. That taste like wine. May I say YOLO.

martymcflii: @Ziggfield this is very true…i’ve been glancing at this bottle of wine all night.

mercedesharrod: Told you. Still staring at the wine http://t.co/gIIZtpcr

nutMEG_01: I heard Jesus he drink wine and I bet we’d get along just fine

Blk_Thought504: @TheRealJoeKewl I’m not a fan of baby jesus. Only said the water and wine joke cause ppl acts as if he’s a deity.

jwarr3n: Awww laws they drinkin da communion wine!!! RT @mariah_reloaded: @jwarr3n shut up. these white folks always drunk.

BCryssy: I do! It eases the mind! RT @alishasweets: Image start having a glass of wine when I get off work. Ima pick up a bottle tomorrow.

JennieKozlowski: @roo_ster @ltykr no wine and draw something

dontfeedmiso: @DayzCanTweet lol. Did u get the wine?

ciqecykunu: robbie bought me CD Iron & Wine, I think it’s plundering.

jthedude: While the wine breathes… @ That Spot on Madison http://t.co/HrJt1Jt2

imVnasty: RT @SupremeDior: She wine fine …

TheQwoffBoys: Have you had much success cooking with wine or any funny mishaps? Tell us your secrets! Funniest story wins a prize > http://t.co/t4VOi4Ng